One man thought he had done and dusted with his relationship; he sent his girlfriend a break-up text and presumably dusted his hands and moved on.
However, a friend of the dumped girlfriend, Amy Nelmes, from Sydney, Australia saw the crazy dump text and posted it to Twitter – where it quickly went viral, being laughed at and re-tweeted all over the globe.
The weird list of reasons is so bizarre that we think the dumped girlfriend had a lucky escape! After all, if he doesn’t like it when you’re rude to his cat, what’s going to happen when you have an actual row?
The crazy tweet was re-tweeted over 3,500 times just overnight and the hashtag #breakuptext is trending worldwide. Perhaps a small consolation for not being able to be changed into: “the woman he wants.”