Such is Katie Hopkins’s loathing of Russell Brand and several other celebrities, that she has descended to expletives.
The first target she lines up in her sights is Russell Brand and she clearly is not feeling and Russell-love. Describing Brand, Katie says: “‘He’s as welcome as thrush and equally f***ing irritating.”
She doesn’t stop there, however, going on to say Russell is just a “penis in a pair of tight jeans. I can’t stand him.”
Once Katie’s mouth is open, however, it rarely closes. She went on to tear a strip off Kelly Brook as well, saying: “She’s like Jessica Rabbit with myxomatosis with her on-off relationship with Storm Trooper or whatever he’s called.”
Katie continued to fume: “I think she does look like a chubber. I get the whole boobs thing – she’s got amazing boobs – but the rest of it? No. And there isn’t anything between the ears. If you looked through you could see the other side of her head.”
Next up for attack was Kim Kardashian. Ranting about her, Katie said: “Dressing her daughter North in leather? If your mum looks like a hooker, fine. But your baby? It’s creepy. I feel sorry for North. That kid has everything she’ll want, but doesn’t have a hope. I look at kids with pierced ears and think it shows how thick the mum is.”
However, Katie did throw a few crumbs of comfort in Mel B’s direction. Speaking about the former Spice Girl and X Factor judge, Katie said: “She doesn’t take any bull or give a toss that she comes out looking like the frumpy bird next to Cheryl. She’ll stand there like: ‘Yeah, so what I’m twice the size of her?’ I can’t understand a word she says, but I like that she hasn’t tried to change her accent.”